I just got done watching Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (pardon the spelling if it is wrong), and I have to admit, the funniest line in the whole movie is this one here: (and yes, to preserve the humor but not infringe on the lines, I did edit it slightly).
'The mighty Sarah has returned! And I ride on the back of nature's most fearsome creature! Yes, that is right...I ride... THE SQUIRREL!!!!'